Okay so this entire account is going to be shut down as of sometime next week, meaning you need to follow..
It will be the last time I make a new blog. I just want to start fresh.
Okay so this entire account is going to be shut down as of sometime next week, meaning you need to follow..
It will be the last time I make a new blog. I just want to start fresh.
I want a Ouija Board for show. I would never use one though. With my luck, I would summon Satan Himself.
(Source: alien-defined, via natisparanoia)
I’m going to do a 13 Days of Horrorfest starting next Friday. I’ve already started watching horror movies religiously this month, but I’ll be doing reviews as of the 19th.
Also, I think I’ll be taking part in Samhain this year with a couple of friends. I may do my own ceremony just for me and my departed Uncle.
This has been a horrific post.
Passionate Despair by Jérémie Fleury
My most reblogged post ever!
(via natisparanoia)
Ingredients
- 2 cups tightly packed entitlement
- 1 1/4 cup conceited pride (baseless variety works best)
- 3/4 cup inconsistency
- 1/2 cup ‘It’s ok when I say/do it because I mean it affectionately’ (may adjust to a lack of taste)
- A dash of superiority complex
- One bag (Choke On A Dick™) Charcoal Chips
Directions
- Combine Entitlement and Pride until haughty in consistency.
- Fold in Inconsistency (Or don’t, you know)
- Gradually add It’s Ok When I Do It until mixture is comfortable enough to ignore future call-outs.
- Sprinkle in superiority complex (the flavor will be noticeable)
- Stir in Choke On A Dick™ Charcoal Chips, and pray that they do their job.
- Bake in a pre-heated hellhole for thirty minutes, or just until cookies catch fire
- Set cookies in a damp place for several weeks. Let mold form.
- Serve to your ~ally~ of choice
Happy Ally Week!
(via saminal)